I love this website because I can say retard and also there are no Nazis here I guess

They've literally lived their entire lives just for a compitetion and are used to being recovered. Now they have to take care of themselves without MePhone4 and have to get used to mortality. What if one of them dies and it hits them that they are never coming back and are gone forever?

So like Ezekiel was an adult and he was wearing a plaid shirt instead of a hoodie and he was like the "bigoted redneck" character, You know. He was like a conversative and shit (i think he was also homophobic)

And his premonition death was that he stars falling into some water but then gets impailed by a hanging hook and his innards spew everywhere (like a complete rip off of that boat death in Final Destination 5)

Since he was my favorite character I kept screaming his name at the TV and got really sad when he died (hes my pookie bear)

And I woke up disappointed that Fresh TV did not license some random ass character to appear in Final Destination

i genuinely find it baffling how there was a time when the internet unironically liked Doug Walker. Doug "Made fun of a child abuse victim" Walker

Doug Walker is like if CinemaSins was a person but instead of pretending to be allergic to understanding art and saying shit to drive engagement he genuinely believed what they were saying

Damn, Goddamn, He has the media literacy of a fucking toddler

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UUUGGGHHH I wish I was a millenial, they were like the LAST generation that got to enjoy life/their childhood. They got to experience childhood with no internet/no social media/with he golden age of the internet without all the fun websites getting bought by/crushed by large companies. They didn't spend highschool locked indoors. They got to have fun in public without being scared of being filmed and posted online.

Like, they really did get to experience the golden age of the internet where no one was doing shit for money and we were all just having fun and making random shit online, Playing flash games, making skits on YouTube, Nowadays I feel like most content on YouTube is just vlogs or content farms made to make=ke the most ad revenue possible

Yeah, I know that millenial adulthood is shitty and depressing but I wish I had their childhood

Gen Z childhood is just social media, being locked in quarentine and having no hopes for the future, at least millennials had false hope for the future

I love this site. It really feels like the teenage boy website

I had a weird dream dat I wuz in a fascist regime where everywun had to give mandatory public speeches and if you sounded "too smart" the audience would mob kill you

One time Lisa SImpson gave a speech about how some dialects made you sound smart/dumb (she mentioned an ADHD dialect) and the got mobbed

I remember the whole time I wuz trying to protect the autistic kid from YTTD and I was so scared for his life

I then bumped into the leader of the regime on a train station and he explained his motives

He said dat he did all of this because he missed elementary school and I wuz so disappointed by his motives dat I woke up

Do people still say the r-word here

I am genuinely romantically attracted to the homeschooled kid from Total Drama Island. I fantasize about him cuddling in bed with me, I don't care if he's probs a devout Christian and a conservative; I am not trolling I mean this genuinely.

His dumb Canadian accent, his adorkable social awkwardness, he can sing and is smart too? Literally the perfect guy