I love this site. It really feels like the teenage boy website

I had a weird dream dat I wuz in a fascist regime where everywun had to give mandatory public speeches and if you sounded "too smart" the audience would mob kill you

One time Lisa SImpson gave a speech about how some dialects made you sound smart/dumb (she mentioned an ADHD dialect) and the got mobbed

I remember the whole time I wuz trying to protect the autistic kid from YTTD and I was so scared for his life

I then bumped into the leader of the regime on a train station and he explained his motives

He said dat he did all of this because he missed elementary school and I wuz so disappointed by his motives dat I woke up

Do people still say the r-word here

I am genuinely romantically attracted to the homeschooled kid from Total Drama Island. I fantasize about him cuddling in bed with me, I don't care if he's probs a devout Christian and a conservative; I am not trolling I mean this genuinely.

His dumb Canadian accent, his adorkable social awkwardness, he can sing and is smart too? Literally the perfect guy